Man shut the fuck up

So I guess it’s common on Polish beaches to build yourself fabric walls for some reason? Then you just sit with no umbrella or any kind of shade and bake under the direct sun in your little box?

V. disappointed it isn’t $49,995.80.

getting kicked out for swiping a laptop has got to be the most arbitrary line in the sand considering Hernandez has basically been living The Purge since high school

Did your neighborhood have a tall mailman?

LOL olds debating the origin of bae.

I can’t imagine the link between a star of a pre-scripted tv show framed to resemble an athletic competition and the Ultimate Warrior.

No more whackado than my theory that his candidacy started as performance art and now he doesn’t now how to get out.

I stand by my whackado theory that Trump is running so that Hillary will win the Whitehouse. I know I’m not the only one, there are dozens of us who support this theory. DOZENS!

White History Month 12's

According to the most recent census, the population of the Bay Area is a shade over 7 million.

Nah,that would be one of these:

You get invited to ALL the parties, don’t you? Admit it.

I haven’t seen a point guard look that mangled on a bike since Jay Williams.

“Bleeding out his ankle, out of his whatever...”

The money will never dry up. His family, and therefore he, is richer than God.

Jared Goff had a good night on Twitter:

I wonder how many Stalin bases he has this year?

I haven’t been this surprised to see testicles on someone named Kelly since my friend Kelly showed me her testicles.

Shadow. Balls were super hairy in those years. Dad dicks were also a lot bigger back then.