I know it would suck for a lot of aging athletes whose window to compete is closing, but it seems like the best thing to do might be to push it to 2022. Through 1992, the summer and winter games took place in the same year. Why can’t we go back to that just this one time?

The panicking, completely flabbergasted look of the eye as the tower collapses is also perfect.

The giant flaming eye isn’t much of a character, I’ll freely concede that point. But at the moment when Frodo puts on the ring, it basically goes, “Hey what’s happening over at the volcan-OH S***!” And that will always be gold to me.

If we make Zack Snyder say his name backwards, will he go away?

Well now I'm not watching it. 

I finished my rewatch of season two of The Legend of Korra. I think what it’s lacking is a compelling villain. Unoloq lacks any real shading. Amon at least had an illuminating backstory. I wasn’t clear on why Unoloq wanted to merge with Vatu and become the dark avatar besides that he is evil and wants power. As for…

YES! The audience surrogate character was pretty much my only problem with the first Hellboy, so I was delighted when they immediately hand-waved him away in the sequel.

It’s worth noting that since Gatsby is in the public domain as of two weeks ago, there is literally nothing to prevent this from happening.

I find this whole thing downright bizarre. First there’s an article trumpeting Gatsby entering the public domain and how Disney should take advantage of that to make Gatsby content. Now people are putting their own free time into willing this into existence, not seeing the irony in draping Gatsby in the…

A HADOUKEN TO THE FUCKING FACE

I’m jealous! He just brings it in every live show clip I’ve seen.

Trump’s already said he plans on holding an alternate event.

Sadly, I won’t get my deepest wish of Trump’s bloated corpse hanging from the edge of the Truman Balcony with a mob beating it to a pulp with clubs, a la Mussolini, but this isn’t bad.

*golf cart

Spider-Man 3 is great. I’ll grant that it’s plot messier than 1 or 2, but the human moments fucking soar.

The dancing down the street bit has always worked for me because it reveals something fundamental about Peter Parker — even when he’s mind-controlled into being evil, he’s still a massive nerd with no real idea how to be cool. As punctuated by an endless series of confused and incredulous glares from pretty much every…

Hawley “objecting” with a purple faced, rapidly blinking Romney sitting right behind him and clearly struggling to restrain the urge to strangle him, was at least entertaining.

I also love this game, and looking back I think it kind of laid the template for Devil May Cry. It wasn’t perfect, but it was a hell of a time.

Sword of the Berserk: Guts’ Rage is what I consider the Dreamcast’s best game. It was the only reason I kept the console as long as I did (I finally traded in my Dreamcast this year).

Too many good games for this system! One that was missing Cannon Spike