It can all be explained by John’s business plan:

when are they going to get to the bike parade?????????!!!!!!!

Even if you liked him, I’ve come to believe that there’s just no point trying to save people from themselves when it comes to watching something shitty. Maybe they’ll even learn something.

The movie is a classic. Fuck everyone else.

The other overlap in the venn diagram is that Juggalos and furries both thwart facial recognition with their costumes. When the machines take over, they will be our saviors. 

I was curious how they were going to handle Hallelujah, and, uh, please just skip to 1:09:38. This is a goddamn MASTERPIECE.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars.

I will never get tired of hearing Megamind pronounce “Metrocity” wrong. His inexplicable failure to parse pronunciations properly is my favorite thing about him.

I remember watching the original Lion King and being so blown away by the animation. There was that moment when the camera refocused on the ants walking along the tree branch in the foreground, and I just thought, “This is amazing. They can actually animate something this beautiful.”

Pilgrim always comes off as too much as a dedicated asshole instead of an oblivious schmuck, which I think they meant for him to be.

Watching Pee-Wee’s Christmas special is one of the family traditions in our house.  Though my son claims the DelRubio sisters are one of the most disturbing things he’s ever seen on video.  

Pee Wee’s Big Holiday is an underrated modern classic, if you ask me.

Uhmmm Jill....

There’s no need for any of those things. The actress’ ACTUAL FACE is perfectly fine. Its like they cast the perfect person for the role, then digitally covered her up as if she were in some witness protection program.

“Yesterday, the internet nearly overloaded on nostalgia with the premiere of the first Toy Story 4 teaser. “

One is a tense, gripping, nightmare-inducing exploration of the exploitation of children in service to pure evil and the other is Hereditary.

The Scouts became gender-neutral ages ago up here in Canada, but I guess that we have Girl Guides rather than Girl Scouts helped avoid something this dumb.

The anti-cargo shorts movement is just jealous. Don't let them get you down.