I always figured Kushner was a giant mantis in a Sheldon Cooper Halloween mask and a suit.

“Watch me strangle this sack of shit!"

Will they still be deformed, bug-eyed, fingerless weirdos?

He even does the hands behind his back thing in Injustice 2!

Man, I hope this $30 for a movie thing doesn’t become the norm, since while I guess it’s a good deal for families and such compared to multiple tickets, for weirdo loners like me who went to movies by myself it totally sucks.

“Although I don’t know what it’ll suck out - sawdust and old newspapers, probably.”

Way ahead of ya, I plan to send mine right back out as soon as I get it and fill it in. Then go back to researching where one might obtain guillotines. For, you know, no particular reason.

I figured there was a decent chance that just letting the water run like that would cause it to run out faster and once she realized that, it's back to strict rationing.

We would be if there weren't so many people in this country who want to suck on it.

Personally, I can't wait until summer fucks right off and goes away, though Animal Crossing summer is more enjoyable, as it lacks the actual things that make summer THE WORST (heat/humidity).

I missed E3 happening this year. I think I like having all the game news in one big week that I actually remember to check out online instead of spread out between a bunch of different events over a longer period of time which resulted in me forgetting about most of them, beside the Devolver one, which I only…

In completely unrelated news, I am pretty much just entirely fucking sick of just about everything right now.

Yeah, I took one in mid April, stayed home the whole time, and it was probably the nicest week I've had in the past five months.

I'm sure there's about a million "it means _____ is coming to Smash" theories out of it by now.

At least those are on regular TV, like, non-stop.

Lol, I haven't even gotten around to subscribing yet and it's ALREADY losing stuff I would have liked to watch? Figures.

Picked up both Deadly Premonition games for Switch, via the wonders of curbside pickup (at two different stores full of people going in and out like nothing’s going on, but whatever). I apparently got Best Buy’s last copy of the first one, and by “Best Buy” I mean ALL Best Buys. Seriously, the website listing changed…

On one hand, this sucks. On the other hand, it would suck even more if it were a video of them NOT wearing masks.

I'm fairly certain that the Wet Bandits would have fatally shot Kevin after one or two of those traps, if not quicker.

Could have saved a lot of trouble by just killing the Mayor.