Hire me, I'll go through all the Jexebel posts, day to day and remove the nasty comments.

Best Kotaku article in a while.

Best thing on Gawker in ages.

I just started using my bank's personal finance thingy or whatever to arrange my finances and when I got to the charity part, I felt bad because I'd love to be able to give more/anything these days. This breakdown doesn't seem totally unreasonable, though.

I have my full-time gig which is fine, it pays about fifteen grand less than what I'm worth, but whatever, pseudo-beggars can't be choosers here in NY. I make up for that income disparity by tackling various freelancing gigs.

Would this work with credit card bills? I don't have crazy debt but any bit could help.

Need this game immediately. Preferably on XBOX One.

That's true, I could always just over the amount. Typically I adjust based on what I can afford to do, but I guess maybe coming to a happy medium would work best.

My only concern about automating bills is that I often pay over the amount that I owe to knock it down faster.

That's hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6zn…

Exactly what I needed. Signing up for my Roth tomorrow, actually.

"For free," though? I don't think Denton's money counts as "free."

These guys look like your average Doom fan.

I've actually found myself predominantly shopping online in recent years. What'll happen, more often than not, is that I'll check one of the Deals that io9 or Kotaku will put out and come super-close to buying something, but I'll leave the link to whatever the item is open in my browser, similar to writing it down,…

I really wasn't being a snarky prick or anything, lol, just for the record.

Nice writeup. Actually read the whole thing.

Favorite bits:

So do I get the comic books autographed by Marchman or no? Do I send you guys an address? Like, how does this work?

Lol, it really wasn't bad. It's not 50 Shades of Gray-level bad, but it's not great. I'm just being fair!