Because a hivemind of hipsters is NEVER wrong. EVER.

I feel that your definition is very fast and loose and only geared toward proving your point. King Kong's existence trumps Godzilla's, erego, "kaiju" is a stupid fucking term. Go back to playing on Jezebel, dickbag.

True or False: King Kong came before Godzilla?

And for the record, this isn't about the word being "foreign," it's about it having zero meaning pre-modern era. And technically, you dipshits, it translates to "strange monster" so GIANT MONSTER is more apt.

Can we stop using that obnoxious term? Just say "giant monster."

I don't think he has as much say as you think he does, but I agree, the Megan Fox casting is fucked.

Michael Bay isn't directing Ninja Turtles. That's a Jon Liebesman flick. Bay is producing.

Jonathan Football, lol

I'll share, too, fuck it.

Prom night. 2002. I had oral surgery about a month earlier and healed up pretty nicely a few weeks before the prom. I had asked like, three girls, all of whom said no. It was pretty disheartening. I ended up going with my friend Stephanie, who had a boyfriend at another school and was meeting…

War widow tears. Justified. Lots of tiptoeing in these stories.

You're fucking ridiculous for not probing about the poisoning.

Any talk of multiplayer?

Very cool. Best of luck with it, really great idea!

That's great, then! It's a neat setup, for sure. Have you had to make any repairs to it since creating it? Any regular issues?

How sturdy is this setup? The boxes don't look particularly heavy. The actual desktop looks sturdy enough, I'd say, but I'd be constantly worried about the whole thing crashing down.

Article was totally worth it if only to find out that "new car smell" comes from a bottle. Amazon Wishlisted like whoa.

These kids are amazing.

Your name alone earns all the +1s for me.

I feel like I can stomach quite a bit.

Eh, I'd rather just watch it, we can make fun of it at a later date.