These kids are amazing.

Your name alone earns all the +1s for me.

I feel like I can stomach quite a bit.

Eh, I'd rather just watch it, we can make fun of it at a later date.

I liked the game, for sure.

Oh, did they do it? With that RiffTrax thing or whatever?

I never saw this, though I am a Kong fan. Do I indulge or no?

I wanna' be her first so bad.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

They weren't goofy in the source material.

Can someone please beat this fucking asshole in the ring to shut him up?

Leslie Mann sucks.

Meh. 4 out of 10.

Let's not turn this into an argument, it's just a question.

Interesting. But do you know if anyone tried playing one?

That's interesting. I believe that. Makes sense.

My first thought was that those cartridges are in remarkable condition. Not saying it's fake, just that those carts are damn fine. Did they try playing any of them?

No one's gonna' get on your case about fat-shaming? Where my Jezebel/Kotaku/Gawker oversensitive types at?

Brilliant title. Great action, absurd, fun story, great mechanics. Cigarette-smoking lead. Way into it.

Fair enough!