CBS has just green-lit 26 episodes of “The N Word” a multi-camera sitcom starring Tim Allen and Michael Richards that is 22 minutes of them yelling “nigger” while saying that it’s not a racial slur. Charlie Sheen is executive producer and will have a recurring walk on role as a coked out has-been. Tila Tequila is in…

He looks like he’s about to put time in a bottle.

I agree, to an extent. I was heavily invested in his slow, steady slide towards outright sociopath status... and felt that the overly humanised ending they gave him just didn’t fit.

We will also hear about how it was “not [their] intent to offend” anyone.

85% chances that this person will be part of a fraternity that is periodically in trouble for hazing.

“I’ve got the greatest genitals, folks. Terrific, tremendous, junk. I make the best sex. I’m the best at Sex. When I’m a star, I just let you do me. You’re looking pretty good yourself. You East-European? Twenties? No kids? Call me after Melania ages out. Ask for John Miller.” ~ Sexy Donald Trump

Just glanced at the opening paragraph and thought it said “mid-week midiclorians”...

In other news, if you want to make sure you get to work on time, leave a little earlier. Consider getting up earlier as well, so you won’t feel as rushed.

I have no f***ing clue either who they are or why we should care.

Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?

As an escort, let me share some horror stories:

(A former escort told me that the porn and sex work industry run on them.)

This seems like wildly irresponsible advice - bordering on GOOP territory.

Yeah, a lot of awkward situations arise because people are too bashful to just say “excuse me”- Magic words that get you what you want 95% of the time

Woah, what, talk... to each other... but through a cellphone right?

How to Deal with Manspreaders

That is a very valid point I had not thought of. They should be open about whom they source it from. I prefer to buy stuff from as friendly a company as possible if I can.

So many woo-woo conspiracies lead to personal harm (fluoride-free toothpaste, anti-vaccination, magic jade vaginal eggs...)

Is there any way to find out the actual manufacturer for the stuff they sell? I don’t care about brand per se, but I try to avoid buying cosmetic or household products if I can’t verify that they’re cruelty free.