Try unjamming it with a metal fork.

Try unjamming it with a metal fork.

I used to type badly, but I forced myself to touch type. I'm still working on getting better at it, but it is much faster already.

What are you guys talking about?

That was excellent.

lol at lizards with tits

"BF4?!? THAT SHIT'S NOT COD! I WANT CODDDDD!"

I hope this is legit and, more importantly, Amazon follows suit.

You can buy one at level 100 I think. It's somewhere around $1.5 million.

Dang! My buddy's lookin to get a 360 and his birthday is on Black Friday! Thank you for bringing this to my attention so I can tell him.

I would join an Xbox Kotaku crew if someone wants to make it.

I used to play inverted and then one day, seemingly out of nowhere, I could no longer play inverted. My brain snapped. Am I alone?

Also taxes.

Let me fix that for you:

This looks like a bunch of bullshots. There's no way this game will look that good!

I'm so sick of all this "when are developers going to use female protagonists?" If they don't want to tell a story about a female, then why should they be forced to try and force one in? No one asks this of movies or books or anything else. There's no Harriet Potter or Frodette Baggins or Jen McClane.

I eat what I want, when I want, who I want.

To express my humble opinion, this looks possibly much more accurate than thumb sticks. Whenever I'm driving in any racing/driving game, I find myself flicking the steering stick over and over just so I don't steer into the wall. I can never get it to move accurately any less than all the way pushed over.

You must have gotten knocked off your Yoshi because he's nowhere to be found!

Just like real life, I browse the internet on my phone while parked in the middle of an eight lane highway.