Sandler? Is he friends with Joey?

Where in Michigan are you from?

I've never heard of this. Maybe there aren't enough hills around here.

But the girls at work tell me they can't get enough! I've never heard of brown bagging, though; it sounds awful.

These two sandwiches are my lunch every day. I'm not complaining.

Look at that pissed off asshole just sitting around over there.

I'm so sick of these fools.

Install it to the hard drive and it will literally be physically a part of the Xbox.

My wife is going to be committing the crimes with me!

Lol @ you.

Which do you people prefer: Malwarebytes or Spybot? Why?

I'll be dead in the water if my A/C ever goes out.

So naughty.

I wish I lived in a bigger town so I could take better advantage of Waze. It doesn't really help me if there was an accident 15 miles away 40 hours ago.

"The Sims 4, which will not require an Internet connection to play, is set for release on PC and Mac in 2014."

I can't remember.

I use Dropbox for everything that will fit, including documents and photos.

It's a local insurance place and they would charge me $3 or $5 (can't remember which) extra each month (those bastards!) to do it on a credit card. It's on auto-pay out of my checking, instead.

+1 for the Amazon Visa. The only thing I don't have on auto-pay on it is my mortgage and car insurance.

If I'm forgetting whether or not I took my memory pills, do you really think I'm going to remember how to draw an airplane?