I'm always weightless.

Who says I'm on Earth?

Led Zeppelin - In Through the Out Door

Am I weightless when I'm not moving?

So did they test this by cutting up their colleagues?

Motion blue makes me green in the face.

Yikes

What if you tell them the wrong room number? Or do they check your key?

My wife gets a letter in the mail every once in a while from some bookseller or magazine company or something like that. I can't remember exactly. Anyway, they claim that she bought a book from them a while ago. The letter comes with a $15 overdue bill, but it also has a bunch of ads. We've never heard of this company…

27 is unusable for me; it never ceases to crash.

I've got it.

I once heard a kid at the store say "Games are only good if they're $60"

Everyone complained about the 360 when it was announced.

Take a look at those rear ports bro

There's a car just like that in my town. Since there's another similar car lower in this conversation, is this a thing? What does it mean?!

Looks to me like it's a little wider than two discs.

He's asking if, in this game, you transport babby forming parts (o_o) through rough terrain.

My wife started taking a multivitamin and began to have incredibly vivid nightmares. Anyone know what's up with that?

Because AMERKUH!

How am I supposed to read Lifehacker while I'm eating if I'm off napping or thinking?