Buy it used.

Some of us can't afford anything but the minimum coverage on our car because we're trying to pay for college with a shitty fast food job. Especially when it's a little difficult to take pride in the shitty fast food job because it fucking sucks.

All you gotta do is, in Steam, add a shortcut to the game.

The claaaw!

I'll make my own theme park! With Blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the theme park!

Plus, you're Satan, so you double-know what you're talking about.

Yeah! What did those stupid babies ever do to better society?

Here's the video since this one was removed. [www.youtube.com]

My Wii is named Wiid.

#tips ?

I think you're supposed to be over here [kotaku.com] lol

I opened this article to say the same exact thing.

ROLOGLGOFGLGO!

Waaaait, you can turn your change into Amazon gift cards? When did this happen?!

What the fuck is up with this: "Organizations for the blind don't like him very much because they think it promotes a bad image of the visually handicapped."?

"The tweet did not reflect the views of the U.S. Secret Service and it was immediately removed. We apologize for this mistake, and the user no longer has access to our official account."

Maybe that black car parked on the other side of the street every day has something to do with me saying "bomb the president" on the phone all the time.

Does listening to music with iTunes while developing such weapons count?