The second song:

Give me $15,000 and he can play his game on my new big screen for a night, too.

@Koztah: #corrections

@pvalpha: Bluetooth ears.

@goatonastick: I think they're talking about the part in Revolutions where Neo flies to save Trinity.

@enlargedhousecat: no

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder, Sexlexia.

The little tabs that hold the manual in need to be tighter.

@enlargedhousecat: meanwhile at valve

@MrEvil: Half-Life Episode 0: The Story of Dr. Klein.

@DoctorDynamite: They would let players out of their ships if you would read the article.

@Platypus Man: The internet is made for poor taste.

@6ironmaiden9: BAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAH!!!

@Kolson: You know what they say, "The first car to crash is the Belgian one."

@Kyren: We'll market it as New Slurm. Then, when everyone hates it, we'll bring back Slurm Classic, and make billions!

Holy shit this is the best news I've heard in a while.

@Modus_Operandi: MicroSteam?

@enjoybobudo: He must be friends with Steve Jobs.

Here's hoping it doesn't end up sucking.

I work at McDonald's and they're really annoying to make.