I was really looking forward to getting into it.

@umfk: It's a quote from a wonderful show called Futurama.

Now that's some Integrity 2.0

@umfk: Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!

@Comban will Ban you.: This is exactly what RDR is.

@Insomnia Bob: The sequel is scheduled for release in 2049.

@Acebuckeye13: Blasting Zombies and Taking Names: Also two-player.

@PuffyTail: This. I think it smells good.

@A.Jaswal: Don't forget dodge.

@Risuth: Because of hilarious sarcasm.

@STiger: What hump?

We demand quarters! A million allowances worth of quarters!

Needs mo' Ep3

You should change the link to the first page of the article. [www.cracked.com]

Watch out for the tires on that BMW. I've gotten tires at Sears and they've given me nothing but trouble.

It's obvious that the achievement is actually for hitting the horse.

@landonkun: It's okay because your avatar is the shit.

@mousearmy: How hot is it? It's so hot that I poured McDonald's coffee onto my lap to cool off!

@T Spoon: You also get 599 US Doubloons.