@pmckai: LoL!

@drakanwolf: Aaahhhahahaha!!!

"Ha ha, that's funny son," Mr. Wagoner said. "Now bend over."

Second paragraph:

@The Shotgun from Resident Evil 2: It's worse in the actual article.

@jesterspawn: I wish I could fall asleep in less than 10 minutes.

@CameronHeron: Oh, I see.

@Lody: You held your breath for 30 minutes? I call shenanigans.

@lfantoniosi: "And the screen? The screen, apparently, was fine!"

My girlfriend has a youth account, which lasts until she's 21 (she's 20 now), with her credit union. Every time she goes and deposits her check from work, they open a new account and put it in there. She even writes "youth account" in big, capital letters on the slip.

@Damn!!: Your name is rather appropriate here.

@Jordan10la: They'll walk on top of open windows, too.

@Lord_Banana: How did you manage to post this five times?

@Lord_Banana: How did you manage to post this five times?

@Lord_Banana: How did you manage to post this five times?

@Lord_Banana: How did you manage to post this five times?

@Lord_Banana: How did you manage to post this five times?

@Jordan10la: [www.binarytoys.com] ?

@mfusion: That's what I've been saying!