... I may borrow this description. CSI: Odd Behaviour. Perfect.

You're not the only one. That was absolutely terrifying. It probably didn't help that I don't think I fully understand what was going on and why, either.

I'm fascinated by the customer reviews on the foot stroker. There's only two but they're wonderful and very serious.

This was gonna be my vote. Glad someone else was thinking this way.

So he tested the First Law of Robotics as it exists in fiction, and in reality... it acts exactly the same way with the exact same flaws. Excellent. Asimov would likely be pleased.

I could see these as costumes in a setting where facemasks are necessary. Probably some sort of dystopian setting where pollutants that are irritating to eyes/airways/mucus membranes are ubiquitous, requiring masks in public places, but not at the cost of fashion because people are weird like that. Perhaps an…

Fellow Canadian here. Twelve or thirteen years back, when I was about eighteen and living at home, my dad's then-girlfriend came through the kitchen while I was frying myself up a quesadilla for lunch and demanded to know what I was making.

When I was about seven or eight, I complained to my dad about the shoes I'd got for softball (and had loved madly, black and white high-tops with some small hot pink accents, they were rad, very eighties, and I would wear them now), and how the other girls on my team had told me I had boy's shoes. He pointed out to…

Mostly, I just returned to school after twelve years of being out of it to try this whole college thing as a mature student. Not sure how I feel about that title. General science, right now.

This is the greatest gif.

Yes. We are all gods.

I enjoy being a world to tiny beings, huddled in the roots of my eyelashes like small animals at the base of trees, living peacefully by the salt water springs of my eyeballs.

Aw, they're cuddling.

I start college on the 2nd. I, like yourself, am also terribly anxious and terrified. Everyone says to me, you must be so excited! No, terrified. Also excited. But terrified.

I love Moon madly and I can't get anyone else on board with watching it. It's excellent.

I just spent entirely too long googling smegma. Any time is entirely too long.

I've seen that on Netflix. Is that at least worth watching for a bit of a laugh?

Agreed. As a small child I was quite enamoured with the bit where Cinderella's stepsisters chopped off parts of their feet to try and jam them into the shoe.

I agree with you. My desktop runs Windows 8 and I have had no problems. At all.

Alas, I have never used such a machine, and while there were certainly still many schools in the 80s that used them, my elementary school had a photocopier. They were pretty up-to-date, technologically speaking.