It's a mollusc, sorry.

My sister, who is definitely a young, attractive young lady, did her nursing practicum in a very similar sort of boom town in northern BC. She loved the work! She loved the hospital! She hated every single other thing about the city.

Despite a vague notion on my mother's part that I should be named Josephine after Jo from Little Women (and honestly, I would have loved to be called Jo), my parents had settled on Jennifer until they became very concerned that they knew too many Jennifers, that this was becoming a faddish name, and they didn't want…

I know, right? It's adorable. I dig Happy the Anthropomorphic Vagina.

Can I see this picture? For science purposes.

There's a related madness referred to as Miracle Mineral Solution 2, which is the idea that the same benefits can also come about with calcium hypochlorite, also known as pool shock. It's dry chlorine, essentially. I work at a pool supply store, and periodically we get a rash of people coming in trying to buy it for…

I've heard the phrase "tic tac dick," as in, a comically small penis. Otherwise, I got no idea.

Under normal circumstances, opening doors for other people is fine. Insisting is... awkward and uncomfortable. I dated someone who spontaneously and suddenly decided mid-relationship that when we went somewhere and he was driving, I was *not allowed* to open the passenger side door. He had to do it *for me.* I did…

We had a dog once that actually caught a squirrel. We were camping, the squirrel was going nuts about OH MY GOD THERE'S A DOG, and was harassing her. She ignored the squirrel for hours until it took its harassment the point of getting too close, at which point — YOINK, squirrel caught.