Relegation system.

Bringing in Tony Romo to lose games in January? Now there’s a revolutionary concept!

but let’s be real, they were almost certain to lose from the moment Leonard went down

COUNTERPOINT (from Popovich himself):

I might start doing this, but for practical stuff like toilet paper. If I tweet my next dump will I get a lifetime of Charmin?

You heard the man, people: do not, under any circumstances, like, share, retweet or discuss any Deadspin articles, no matter how much you may have enjoyed them, lest they gain goodwill without proper payment. And need I remind you that they are owned by a multibillion-dollar company?! I can’t quite articulate why that…

saw something interesting about this in an article recently. Nadal is the king of this surface, but he may not be the most dominant player ever on clay.

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

So [Watercraft] [Watercraft] was too on-the-nose for you, but [Protein] [Protein] wasn’t? Fuck you.

“We’re actually not concerned about the financials, we’re just confused why the fuck you paid so much for someone who has the same number of assists as Lucas Leiva.”

Hayden Christensen says what?

Yeah but that powder tho...

And even then everyone’s always looking at their tablets.

These statements about Utah are pretty snarky and rude.

Gordon Hayward looks like a Pixar version of himself. Somehow.

“Checking in.”

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

Think they’re good now? Just wait til next year when they have CHris Paul, Paul George, george Karl and Karl Malone.

There’s no way Nenê got any MVP votes.

It’s been pretty awesome watching the guy most likely to win the MVP get thumped by the guy who should win the MVP.