As a Jazz fan, I've been waiting for this to happen. The team is just overly clogged with "young talent" and someone had to leave in order for the rest to develop quickly. My only concern here is that we really just picked up two more (as you say) unexceptional draft picks that—at best—would yield...more "young…

Does the ring actually emit a sound? Or is it just an added audio cue given to the audience to indicate that he's not just rubbing his hands? At first I thought it was an actual sound, then changed my mind, but now I'm not sure.

Even better upon realizing that they're still cuffed to the table after breaking the glass. Great scene.

Yeah, I thought this was fairly clearly signaled, right?

An Evertonian (Donovan) retires, and they bring in Slippy G to replace him? We SoCal Evertonians are dying right now.

I just did an 8-week experiment with my own body. During the 8 weeks, I cut out virtually all junk food and 100% of "sweets," while increasing my fruit & vegetable consumption markedly. I also drank roughly 2x the water I normally do. However, I also did virtually no exercise—only casual walks now and then. My wife…

Good choice. Because you're right, and because the wave of flame will probably start in your kitchen.

That's the biggest nubbin I've ever seen.

Yes, especially since Burneko's "Is the oil hot enough?" test NEVER WORKS and I screw up everything, over and over and over.

What can I say? Shite attracts shite!

I'm fine with it, because I have it on good authority that the woman is a Liverpool fan.

Yeah, that's just factually incorrect. First, were Everton's glory days (mid- to late 80s) that long ago? Sure, now they feel that way, but it was only 15 years or so when Moyes arrived. That is admittedly a good spell of time, but it's not like we're talking about the 30s or 40s here (for perspective, that's starting…

We (Evertonians) are happy to forget what he did. He took us—a club with a rich history of winning trophies and titles—and never won a single thing. Only one cup final, and there we we thrashed as Drogba made mincemeat of Tony Hibbert. Oh, and remember the times that he didn't win a single game at Anfield, Old…

Good gravy, GH.

BULL CRAP.

I've seen bacon cooked in piles, when I was twelve years old on a scout camping trip. The result is bacon ends that are all white and slimy. I'll bet Coach also serves his maple syrup ice cold from the freezer like a serial killer would.

When you're right, you're right. And when you're wrong, you shouldn't open your fat mouth about candy corn.

I'm one of those who have filed complaints based in love for the game. Some aspects of the game are incredible (there are also a few changes from 13/14 that are horrendous for the iOS version), but the loss of coins, contracts, and other consumables as a result of disconnection is getting increasingly frustrating, and…

American Fork would never have screwed it up so badly.

But if no one mentions promotion/relegation, how will anyone be able say they're new to all of this and ask for an explanation of promotion/relegation!?