Keith Olbermann made Roger Goodell hitch an asphalt-layer to his buttocks and drag it down Main Street and then taught him how race on dirt tracks really well so that he could win, and then when Goodell was racing on a dirt track Obermann fishtailed into Goodell and killed him.

True. If we know anything from your weekly recipe posts, it's that you regularly give a finger to the "but-it's-not-authentic!" crowd. As I understand it, this is because you genuinely don't care about authenticity and favor good taste instead, and also because they didn't invite you to sit at their lunch table in…

Despite the love and adoration he got for speaking against Sepp Blatter during the WC, Michael Platini—FFP Champion Numero Uno—is not exactly a brilliant man.

He's just a shit Ibrahimović...

League Cup >>>>>>>>>>>> Europa League qualification. UCL is preferrable, of course, but that's a different question. Goodness man...how long have you been an Evertonian? Judging by the discount on silverware you seems to have, I can't imagine very long.

OH NO—IT'S A SOCCERBEEF!

Every last Evertonian on the planet would LOVE to win the Milk Cup. We also think of ourselves as a serious club. So what now?

Nothing matches the excitement of an American trying to use a predominantly British term and whiffing.

It was a BOLD TAKE, for sure.

Don't tread.

QB Eaglesingham

+1

wrong sport, yo. the site will be a total _dive_.

Frog goes buzz, apparently.

Seriously. As a Blue, I honestly about vomited at that statement. LFC represent nothing of the sort, while those are the core of Evertonian football.

As an Evertonian, I'll be praying for a point, as suddenly even the Europa league isn't so certain anymore.