Tell me you've never taken a lab safety class without telling me you've never taken a lab safety class

As someone who can’t stand spoilers and think Kotaku has been shitty in the past on this front, I’m genuinely confused as to why this is a spoiler.

In case anyone ever wondered what professional wrestling minus the wrestling looked like, well here you are.

It Is 2021. Star Citizen Has Raised $400,000,000, And Is Still Not Out.

If any Star Citizen weirdos come in here saying iT Is OuT, and you’re talking about the empty/broken modules that are currently playable, I will turn to dust. 

ORRRRRR you could just pick up AC:7 or DCS - F-14 and relive all your favourite Top Gun fantasies while we wait for this. 

Having spent some time four wheeling nearby, I agree. Its pretty nasty, though some of the relics and communities that have sprung up there are fascinating to me.

Trading Spaces: Morrowind
That is what’s missing in Elder Scrolls

That’s a great point! So I’m not tacky, I’m lore accurate. 

The upside is it’s actually lore friendly! The bombs dropped October 23rd, 2077, while people were still getting ready for Halloween. In Fallout 4 you can see tons of Halloween decorations everywhere in pre-war buildings and houses. The old world got stuck in place during the best month, so win-win I say!

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

This notion that you can take highly political situations and just opt out of making a political statement means you’re not being political is eyerolling. It doesn’t have to be a grand political statement. No one is arguing they should be putting out some sort of philosophical treatise or anything. But when you make a…

You could have just replied [INSERT POPULAR COMMENT STARTING WITH WELL ACTUALLY/I MEAN...]

Whatever you do, don’t complain about the bugs in-game. Everyone will immediately jump down your throat about it being an alpha test and that you shouldn’t complain because the game isn’t done yet.

Star Citizen is like right behind the Trump Election Defense Fund in terms of hilariously obvious scams

If only they had gotten to half a billion dollars, they might have functioning elevators!

I hear the Irrational Numbers DLC is going to be amazeballs.

It’s almost like we are living in a Gilded Age and reaching pre-Great Depression wealth distribution....

This kind of income disparity often leads to bad things. (1789)