I’m playing math tutor to my 11 year old right now, and this comment has triggered me.

You know what actually hurts?

I honestly can’t remember the last time I was this excited for a Stanley Cup Final. When my team makes it I’m excited but nervous. Now, I’m just giddy, want 7 games of overtime and I genuinely want both teams to win.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

Serena was the greatest at last year’s Australian even without the period.

Pretty sure this is just a trailer from Lars Von Trier’s remake of Airplane.

Listen to that passive voice: “A video that is going to come out soon” “involving the department” “during the challenges.”

Those are synonyms, yes.

Most of the vitriol came via guest Lawrence Jones, who has a history of spreading outright lies on the network yet continues to be invited onto Fox News, perhaps on account of his excellent talent for spreading outright lies on the network black conservatism.

Important distinction. Outside of Milwaukee (like, immediately outside) you’re talking about a lot of extremely affluent, extremely white suburbs that would love nothing better than to put up a big fat wall around Milwaukee itself and turn it into District 9.

The only person stunned by this development is, still, Sterling Brown.  

The police are the ones that are gonna need community support after stunning an innocent man? That’s some fucked-up cop logic right there.

Well I am an economist (at least one of my majors was economics) and wealth can absolutely be distributed.

I’m pretty sure he never said, “I have a dream we will make continuous references to people’s sexuality and whether they’re white or not... oh, and capitalism is bad too..”

So, let’s see: Wrapping up his ninth season, will play in the NBA Finals for the fourth time in those nine years, has won the scoring title once and MVP twice, and has singlehandedly challenged and changed notions about floor spacing and the value of the deep shot, more or less shaping the game in his own image...but…

B-roll of Back Bay and downtown are used all the time for Patriots games despite them playing in a giant parking lot in a forest.

He and Durant are the greatest NBA Jam duo there will ever be.

Owen Hart also has no comment at this time.

Roman. Roman always gets the spot.

Just like how some white people were bothered by black people using the same bathrooms as the Real Victims of Racism©™®.