This was better than the first plan to keep Simmons in check, which was to get his head stuck in a jar of hunny.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Don’t feel sorry for Skip Bayless. That guy’s an asshole.

The replies to Roseanne are amazing. She isn’t built for the social media game. She should stick to threatening and bullying people in person.

He’s setting a good example for athletes throughout the area, showing them how to leave it all on the field.

Sure. In gambling, the bet creates risk. There is no inherent risk before the bet is made. In insurance the risk exists on its own and the policy is an attempt to protect against it.

As a man, her sexual explicitness doesn’t turn me on as much as her confidence to shed her inhibitions and express her sexuality, if that makes sense. When a woman tells me what she wants, and is even selfish about her needs, for me, it’s an aphrodisiac. Mya’s R&B song “It’s All About Me” represents what I mean…

If you like beautiful Victorian houses and architecture in general, Frank Lloyd Wright designed more buildings there than any other single city for example, Buffalo is fantastic. And if you like drinking booze out of asses in the Bills parking lot, Buffalo is once again fantastic.

I can watch that second gif all day. The jaws going crazy is great, but it’s the tail deflating that gets me each time.

I’m not here to argue that the Raptors’ collapse in Game 1 of their second-round series against the Cavaliers is proof that their 59-win season was totally hollow and that they are in fact fraudulent pretenders unworthy of the No. 1 seed and should be expelled from the NBA so that no one ever again has to spend…

He’s got a vageyebrow.

Uncooperative Trojans always make it take longer to score.

+1 strut walking, shit talking, glory hawking son of a bitch.

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

he played all 82 games, i think he lead the league in minutes, hes 15 years in, 7 straight finals, already cracked the 50k minute mark far earlier than anyone else. The man is allowed to be a little tired.

Is this Steven A. Smith’s fall into senility happening before our eyes?

This take is dumb as fuck.

Vegas expected them to win 55 games WITH Irving and Hayward healthy (nevermind Smart, Theis, Brown, and the other injuries in season). I don’t know where you got the “frighteningly regular” blowout stat but they lost 3 games in the regular season by 20+ and only 7 games by more than 10. Gordon Hayward is 28.

This reads like a Brad Stevens love letter. He was the difference in the series. You swap coaches and Bucks win in 6 or 7.

I said the same thing on the i09 discussion earlier today. Had like three people clap for a second, then stopped.