Holy shit.

She still has millions of dollars. I’d find some comfort in that.

I’m not a fight expert at all. I’m a middle-aged mom whose only real athletic experience is in genteel, non-contact sports like running and tennis. But just by nature of growing up in New Jersey I’m pretty sure I could do a better job of dodging a punch than she did.

Who really won? “She [Rousey] received a disclosed payday of $3 million. Nunes netted a disclosed purse of $200,000.”

*record scratch*

Haven’t you ever heard of face to fist style?

Who needs post-fight photos when one GIF told you everything you needed to know before the fight?

Yeah, Ronda threw one, Nunes threw the rest.

In case Dana White is reading the Deadspin comments, I’d happily let Nunes punch me in the face 27 times in 48 seconds for $3 million. DM me!

She should have dropped Edmundson after that last fight, that guy is garbage. I mean it literally looked liked she has never actually been in a fight before tonight.

Her defense was also atrocious. No head movement, walking straight in, guard open to straight punches. She looked worse than an amateur boxer...

You prefer we remember the UFC’s manufactured hype machine? I think remembering the truth is better than whatever you’re suggesting. It has been a relief to be an MMA fan who pulled their hair out trying to explain to everyone why Rousey is human and has a glaring weakness in her game while being laughed at by rubes…

That’s some Dungeons and Dragons life-draining-touch with a side of Raiders of the Lost Ark shit.

BS... Rousey blocked that strike with her face!!!

How the hell did Ronda get even WORSE at boxing? Seriously, zero defense, zero head movement. Just left her head right on that line AGAIN.

That... That’s not how you block a punch at all.

Ronda’s career is latest death in 2016