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Agreed, like logically I would know it’s not my fault, but man if I were him would that fact kill me. Ooph.

Concur. The ‘she’s by his side, feeding him, etc.’ gets on my nerves. What a revolutionary act of kindness! She’s his wife, where else would she be? Thousands of husbands and wives have bathed, fed, diapered and prayed over their chronically ill spouses TODAY without so much as a shout out from TMZ. My husband was in

The entire “Omg, Kim is his Rock!” narrative seems like careful PR management for when she decides to leave him.

He feels guilty because she died while having plastic surgery, which he paid for. It’s not his fault but what a messed up way to lose a mom.

All the drama must be so tiring when you’re out west of sanity.

I don’t care about Kanye.

Sinc when? The comment section yesterday was filled with proclamations that it was probably some right-wing white-guy with guns. You can read them.

Enormously distressing is dealing with all of those things without the resources Kim and Kanye have. Put it in perspective here people.

While nobody’s debating that Leo’s a douche, including Leo himself apparently, people who try to police the phone use of others are generally assholes.

Personally, I don’t really think it works on stage either.

Not to be a jerk, but why does he suck? Yes, he bangs models. All the models. And his nonprofit may have slipped into some shady business in the last few years. But he’s passionate about saving the world and does good movies. He also loves his mom, doesn’t that count for something?

Is there a celebrity with a higher success to talent ratio than Kathy Griffin? She’s the Kiss of comedians.

I think maybe her schtick only works on stage, because reading this hear makes her sound like an asshole.

Get off your fucking phone and say hi to the great Lily Tomlin! = I’m hanging out with an icon so you’ll have to acknowledge me!

Does Kathy think these stories make her sound good? She just sounds like a fucking asshole, over and over.

Cummy-eyelids profile description sure is...something:

I can feel the abyss staring back

6) Write smug internet comments about how nobody copes correctly while doing as much to actually fix the problem as those in steps 1-5

I’m amazed so many people are getting bent out of shape about the fight part. It’s like they think you run for 10 minutes, hide for another 10 and then go seek out the gunman/woman and fight them. WTF?