The moment all those idiots leave/are forced out (the latter of which will unlikely happen) is the moment I will stop begging for the option to be able to turn off commentary like in a video game.

I relocated to downtown St. Louis back in April 2013 from Minneapolis for work, after originally being from the Utica, NY area. Anyone know Utica? And I'm not talking about the (mostly) firmly middle-class suburbs of Utica, I'm talking downtown, dumpster-fire/hobo Utica. When I visited St. Louis to find an apartment…

Nate - have you ever looked at NHL advanced metrics such as Corsi and Fenwick? General thoughts on where you think the NHL stats awakening is currently headed (as it has gained serious steam in the past few years)?

Change the Sheepdog from Shatland to Old English and you've got something.

With the exception of Bob Cole from CBC, this is much better than any announcer. The day we can turn off the commentary by choice is when we'll be getting somewhere.