Bingo! Just pick up an established (but young) Han and Chewie running around doing badass smuggling things. You know, maybe something like, oh, I don’t know, this:

Solo was perfectly fine, it just didn’t have any real reason to exist beyond the false notion that the movies are well-suited to the sorts of stories that the EU and later the animated series were designed to tell, and that large audiences would be interested in them. 

that tried to do nothing but provide non-stop fan service for older fans

I still will never grasp why the “but Harvey Weinstein and Woody Allen aren’t going to jail too!” crowd feel like that’s an interesting statement or there’s some meat on that bone. They’ve got plenty of cells that they can put all of their nasty asses in.

Boy, I can’t wait to read the article in Forbes about all the money you can make lying about sexual assault.

Too bad this movie is being poorly marketed as a disposable, screwball comedy instead of something of substance with screwball humor to lighten the mood. Hell, The Farrelly Brothers’ films of the ‘90's-early '00's we're handled better from a marketing standpoint for people with disabilities.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

The human body adapts very well to sustaining a higher weight; it’s horrible at lowering that set point, ever. It’s far worse yet if you were a fat kid, not just a fat adult. If you were a fat kid, you can almost hang up your hat, because your body does not want to let that go, ever.

We don’t talk about how the food industry doesn’t give a shit about health, restaurants design meals that make us fat, high-fructose corn syrup causes fatty liver disease and metabolic syndrome. We are swimming upstream to find sanity around food, to understand how much food our bodies really need, and avoid…

I did answer your question, you just didn’t like my answer. I said that in my opinion there are characters who can be played by any gender (regardless of how they were written) and there are characters who should be played by a specific gender. Do you want specific names? Superman, Iron Man, and Captain America and…

To be fair, the first three points (“Believe kids”, “Don’t focus on who a child will become; value them for who they are”, and “Get help”) are great advice for any parents of any kids.

We can pull ourselves up by our bootstraps, get an education and help others like they claim we don’t do and no matter what, we will still be criminals in their eyes.

So we’re not allowed to have a bad day, not allowed to be inside our own thoughts, not allowed to mull over things seriously. Fuck this. I supposed everyone has to walk across campus like this to make their asses feel safe:

My experience in Retail is that it is very hard to get police to do anything about an ordinary shoplifting situation, so the Dollar Store employees might have felt that interaction with police would be a lot of work and shoplifters would not be prosecuted for stealing less than some arbitrary, and in dollar store…

Looks like the looters did thousands of dollars of damage to the electric doors at the entrance, assuming that wasn’t the hurricane. Those electric doors are about $20,000 per set, but are repairable. Probably all but a couple thousand dollars of the various losses would be insured. However, failure to report looting…

...and since when is a ban "removing yourself from controversy".  

They could do a Calvin Ellis movie, the superman of earth 23 who is a black man. The thing about comics like superman is that it’s pretty hard to do something that hasn’t been done. I don’t think Calvin’s life ever really got fleshed out, but it could be really interesting. I don’t think they should try to replace…

In all seriousness if you’re having this extreme a reaction to an animated movie made for children on cable you really need to talk to someone. It’s meant for children in the 6 - 11 year old demographics. You’re gonna be OK.

I don’t think Gary Cohn cared about whiteness; I think he cared about getting taxes cut for the 0.1%, and damn the consequences for everyone else. If that meant embracing an idiot who’s also an unapologetic white supremacist, well...ends, means, yadda yadda.

Starfire has a long history of dressing like a stripper/exotic dancer.... weird monokinis .... this, on the other hand, looks like a costume for a 1970s blacksploitation film about pimps and actual hookers. When people say this is ‘hookery’ they don’t mean overly-sexualized or risqué or revealing (like her comic…