The steering padded cover says it all. Only a moron would use such a bullshit.

I heard that Mr. Barnum is looking for her.

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Dunno... "the greatest article ever written on Jalopnik!" maybe it's a bit exaggerated...

He should have accepted the plea bargain. Now he would be free on parole. How I know that? I've seen all the reruns of "Law & Order". And I've never leant my car to anyone. Never. Not even once. Be aware that a car is a BIG responsibility, if no one told you so far. You lean your car, you take charge of all the…

Instinctual actions? ...somewhat diminish the gravity of nobility? ...in this occasion, I'd like to kindly remind you that the instinctual action of a coward is to hide and protect himself, while the instinctual action of a hero is to try to protect the others, over and beyond himself. This needed to be said.

No shit!...

He obviously doesn't know.

Well, then since I cannot know if your're recording me or not, should you happen to seat near me on a plane with your prescription GGlasses, you will need someone who reads the news to you.

Of course a duck is biologic... it's a bird, for gosh sake!

Thanks. Of course I like to exceed, but I still think that what I wrote is basically true.

You didn't understand s**t... this is NOT a storage compartment whatever: it's an elegant lid to hide the cigarette lighter, that no peasant car has anymore because the peasants MUST NOT smoke, while the filthy rich still like to enjoy their p***y flavored cigars (or just their Marlboros) and Lamborghini is not…

You insist on calling this thing a "car"...

Well, my wonderful Chevy Aveo 16V is now 5 years old, and had none of those problems: the dashboard is still one piece, no water leakage and the equalizer of the standard Chevy stereo works perfectly. So I'm happier than him and may be Porsche should make a serious brainstorm, about having their cars produced in South…

Just like everyone who repeats like a goddamned parrot, whatever he thinks could make him look oh so cool!

Here in 'Urope the AM radio is more extinct than the economic freedom of our sovereign states, but I do always listen to FM while I drive. We have hundreds of local stations, and radio is so much better than the recorded music, because you never know which song will come next. Moreover, there's the bullshit by the…

It's as funny as being cornholed dry. You should try that yourself.

/scannow saved me a lotta times, in the past.

Yes, but only in the roof bar of your 5 stars hotel and only after you have shown that indeed you're a westerner. And only if behind the counter is the senior barman, who has the keys of the liquors locker... because all the fine bottles on the shelves are full of old tea, not to put the hired hands in temptation...…