I'd bet my left nut that your average Slovenian wouldn't instinctively say "fuck" in a moment of distress, but maybe he coud say something like "jebemti". This because I live in Italy that borders with Slovenia, I've been there several times, and I can confirm with a quite good certainty that English is not their…

'twas easy for you... you're married!

I said "cheap", because the Chinese will make you what you ask for, and do not need to spoil their reputation with an important customer. Problem is that if you give them a shitload of camel dung and ask: "You make me some gas pedals with this material", they will do it. So the fault is all and uniquely of the…

No, but you need them to reach the window and see what the fuck is happening, because the procedures to protect the sanity of our little toes know no boundaries...

Aston Martin using cheap Chinese parts. Serves them good, and says a lot about their quality. And they'd like to compete with the Italians? In their f_ing dreams.

Supposed that it happened in the dead of the night, in a dormitory neighborhood and while everyone was righteously sleeping (except the mafiosi arsonists, that is - how do I know? 'cause I'm clever.), most probably the firefighters were called a little after 12:00, when the explosion of the tank triggered some car…

From some of the pixels...

I would not be so sure ... otherwise, how can we explain the large number of turds amongst us?

You know this, and I knew it as well. But what about all the other readers? Who tells them to do the "replace" thingie? Or the images can be good only for the intitiated, who have time to waste? And what a newbie can think of an "applause" to an unreadable, shitty, blurry picture? So many questions, and so little…

Now. Before it was unreadable.

The image is 640x159 and is actually unreadable, therefore IMHO your "applause" is a little preposterous.

I'm so proud of myself, since so far I never spent a whole afternoon thinking about jockstraps. Thank you Zac, for helping me to improve my self-esteem.

I am 14 years old... and what is this?

I've just told that last Sunday.

Worst shop ever.

Cyclist was searching for it, and he got it. Serves him good.

That is true: when I was using IE8 I could only post from the mobile editor. and I could see that the grey "cancel" button was above another grey "submit" button. I learned soon that clicking "cancel" was submitting the post, so I didn't use it anymore. I just closed the tab or the page through the "X". Why kinja put…

Three minutes in the microwave. Not bad. Better, if you add a little spoon of vegetable broth in the water.

Nice to see you here.