Thank you for your heap of bullshit: it just made my day.

You are a lucky man: you have few, but precise certainties.

I'd just like to know why that Audi coupè should be a time bomb. My dad owned one for more than 10 years, and apart from some troubles with the electric windows motors, he never complained about it.

Gimme air, gimme some air!

A yellow car with two flat tires that's likewise abandoned, is not a much loved car. Nor you can complain if someone had it towed, because it was seen as an eyesore. Next time, if you really pretend to love your car, keep its tires inflated and may be park it in a garage, like johnbaptiste wrote. I am as poor as the…

The green one for sale in Vicenza (Veneto Region) on the Italian eBay, is said to be equipped with a 1.5lt engine for a speed of 180 Km/h. It has racing suspensions too, for regularity rallies.

Porsche 356?

In Italy you can find as many as you like, in perfect conditions and for about €5k. The only rust would be in your dreams...

...wouldn't you like this engine more?

Oh my! What have I done?

Fantastic. Even if and all the clip long, I was feeling strongly compelled to search for a tin can of beige paint and a little brush, just to cancel those little scratches. I agree with all that was said about keeping it original... but those little retouches would make the car feel loved, and would soothe my soul too.

That's the only way to park a Lambo, of course.

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