His incompetence may be all that saves is…he's got Mussolini ambitions but Dan Quayle talents.

Oh - we weren't already living in that world? Wish someone had told me that BEFORE karaoke at the office Christmas party…

But don't let that stop you from running!

I'm doing my part, why just today I got myself out of bed all on my own, and made it to the office within 45 minutes of the time I'm supposed to show up!

Ahem, I believe the lady version is properly termed a "dickette".

Mission Control: "You're clear for take-off. See you on Alpha Centauri, boys!"
Spaceship: "Vrooommm! Vroommmmm! Chugchugchugchugchug!"

I'm always up for some unhinged John Malkovich yelling, though!

I rode that actual ferry last month! I ran to the back deck, above the propellors, and told my husband that I was "horse watching." The ferry staff seemed unamused.

“An unsupervised adult man in a bat costume karate-chopping poor people.”

In keeping with the Fiennes family tradition, the name Ranulph is pronounced "Steve"

"LEGO IS A FUCKING INANIMATE OBJECT!"

They mention Rattatoing, but all the animated films from Pik-Czar are great:
Wall-Eye
The Unpossibles
Goblins, LLC.
Goblins College
A Toy's Life
Urp

"Pliny the Elder: The Official Beverage of the Coastal Liberal Elite™"

Well he should have thought about that before he insulted the god Poseidon.

You could argue further that many of the best cinema villains are made more evil because they don't make sense.

Those people, my friend, are what we refer to as "basics".

It's just like the "Mike Yanagita" scene in Fargo - it doesn't relate to the main plot, but it marks the moment when Marge realizes that her naive faith in people's general honesty and decency is misplaced.
Mike's sliminess makes her realize Jerry was lying and inspires her to question him again - setting the third…

"The vampires of Underworld GOP are stubby-fanged technocrats who seem to spend all of their nights conspiring against each other, cleaning guns, and talking about Ly Mexicans."

I demand a youtube dub where someone adds in the "squeek-skrik-squeek-skrik-squeek-skrik" sound effects every time Ms. Plastic-Pants walks on scene.

WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE.