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"Now the story of a game theorist who lost everything, and the one imaginary friend who had no choice but to keep it all together. It's A Beautiful Mind. " - Ron Howard

Interstellar, planetary
Planetary, interstellar
Another dimension
Another dimension

Murky buckets yourself!

M. Hulot would have been a perfect halloween costume for a pretentious hipster such as myself. Damn, next year!

Maybe you should just shhaaaaakkkee ittttttttt offfffffffff

Today on the subway there was some ad for a detergent that said "TOUGH ON STAINS! #toughonstains"

I'm more of a smug druggler myself.

Frances McDormand, Richard Jenkins, and Bill Murray? Sold.
I'd watch those three solving a Sudoku.

Wait, I thought Heart Machine had been destroyed during the workers' riot led by Rotwang's Maschinenmensch!

Hell yes a poltergeist movie with a no-bullshit world-weary family who stubbornly refuses to be scared by anything.

How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue? Seventeen *days?* Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen *hours!* Kevin Spacey is gonna come in here just like he did before. And he's gonna come in here…AND HE'S GONNA GET US!

Well, we do both have names that are puns on 1920's-1950's historical figures, with a b&w portrait of them as an avatar….

Agreed. I think the "famous directors make John McCain commercials" parody is the closest I've seen. It hits the Anderson mark without referencing very specific characters/movies.

"Are you gonna help us move your couch or are you just going to stand there staring?"

"Internet, Really, Call Your Mother. Or Start Practicing Guitar Again? Maybe Give The Dating Scene Another Try? Is This Really How You Imagined Spending Your Thirties?"

Hocus Pocus better be on that list.

That said, I would totally watch a movie called "Hapless Morons".

Hello? C.M.? Hellloooo? Oh god, he's never been this late before, something awful must have happened!

Yes! And if you doubt me again, Altair you a new one!

You could actually play the A side a of Bay movie followed by the B side of a completely different Bay movie, and people still probably wouldn't notice.