Nope sorry it's Dustin Hoffman again, only this time he's a saggy 76.

SPOILER: Alice, Wendy, and Dorothy are all actually Amelia Earhart.

But Hippies and Asians make the best tea!

Hey! We're gentlemen compared to those Harvard troglodytes!

Great Expectorations.

The kindly priest in Les Miserables followed that advice, and the asshole just ended up stealing his silverware!

Ew, I did not want to think about flushing Reagan's taint.

I dunno, I think you Philly folk are more "game" than us too-cool-for-school New Yorkers

Or, most tragically, they have a surfeit of both, and animating raised eyebrows on talking animals is how they've chosen to spend those assets:

I like to believe Bowie improvised that song on the first take and refuse to be told otherwise.

"Do you know the Spirit Halloween store, at the corner?"

And I'll bedazzle my pet dogs with rhinestones whether they like it or not.

The tagline they're using is "Hold on to your Nuggets".

Non-Pixar CGI animals are only capable of rendering two expressions: "cocky raised-eyebrow" and "bemused raised-eyebrow"

Way to belaborday the point!

Perfect. You're all invited!

Amireit bro?

I was hoping this was an upbeat sequel to Groundhog's Day. Bill Murray gets stuck in a repeating universe where he perpetually has the day off work, goes to his brother-in-law's BBQ, and then just generally relaxes.

Post-Partum Depression: The Movie

My dream is to one day have a Bowie Halloween party where everyone dresses as a different Bowie.* I think I'd be Tesla-Bowie from The Prestige.