No no, the names are correct. What you're is witnessing the most state-of-the-art drag makeup technology in history. Weta workshop was involved.

The slowly-learning consciousness of the internet barfed up this article spontaneously, in a grotesque effort to mimic the blogging actions of its human masters.

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I know I'm the weirdo here, but Life Aquatic is my favorite of his films. Stick with me.

C♭, the dextrous man's C

And the mayo comes in those weird bladder-like pouches.

Also those motorized cat statues that slowly wave their paw back and forth while sitting on top of the fridge!

The Abbageddon is upon us!

My most perplexing cookie said "Keep the plan secret for now."

"I'm not gonna debate you, Llewyn! I'm not gonna sit here and debate. I will say this though, what Shep told us didn't make a whole lot of sense."

My friends live in a place in the E Village where that wasn't even possible - the fridge door, toilet door, and front door all open into the same space.

Sadly, we'll never see a Coen role for Charles Durning again :' (

Astoria is nice this time of year!

I always thought the lyrics were "Lay lady lay, lay on my big-ass bed"

They're too dirty anyway…

They're too dirty anyway…

Yes, it is Futura Bold.

No, that was drag Hugo Weaving. Yellowface Hugo was the next segment.

No, that was drag Hugo Weaving. Yellowface Hugo was the next segment.

Like French people in general!