You must be a ton of fun at parties, what with your rapier-like mind and all. And regarding your later comment, combat shotguns have been used in open-field, semi-long-range conditions for a very long time. Thanks for coming out, though.

You assume wrongly, then. When you kill the bacteria, you kill the smell, generally, if it's not food-induced. I'm guessing, due to your screen name, that you may be Saudi, and I don't mean that to be mean. I have experience living with Saudis, that's all, and the idea of simply using a quality (i.e. name-brand)…

I laughed way too hard at this. Outstanding. :-)

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

No.

Oh, man, that is hilarious. Awesome stuff. :-)

I love those guys. One of their very best trolls is here: [forum.419eater.com]

Try adding the url of the image to your text as well. It helps in cases when the image won't load for whatever reason.

Ah, no worries. I've just seen some harsh punishments handed out for such things, that's all, and I didn't want you to get banned for what was intended to be light humour. I didn't think you meant any harm by it. Cheers. :-)

Hi, Molly. I just meant that they look extremely trendy, bordering on pretentious, even, that's all, and that I can't see the average job interviewer being impressed by them. I could just be old-fashioned, though. :-)

I'm wondering just how fast these would take to add you to the "reject" pile in a job interview. My guess is, pretty fast, if not instantaneously. Although it could be a Starbuck's job, so maybe I'm wrong.

Not even canoes?!? Bâtards!!! And even after all the Armani!!! This is proof positif that the trickle-down effect is not working!

The only way to make yourself feel better about this is to Google "askew". Or better yet, "do a barrel roll".

Please don't think that I'm being overly harsh with you here, but please also understand that if you carry on in that tone, the banhammer is definitely in your near future. Be civil, man.

I truly love this idea, but even as a tech-loving, Daft Punk-loving, sincere aficionado of all things bike-techy, and totally aside from the fact that I live in Halifax, NS, the natural home of inbred, stupid drivers, I'd be a bit leery of this thing anyways, simply because of the "Moth Effect", the tendency of stupid…

Whilst searching out silly guns, I found this, which mightily amused me.

This man remains unimpressed.

Are the people here seriously not getting the connection between an innovation in traditional typing and the jump to typing on a touch-screen? It's not that hard, folks. Try to stay with the tour. Based on your responses, I'm seriously doubting your ability to handle quantum computing if you can't grasp this. Of…

This, very much. I want this globe on my desk. Naow.

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