Oh, yeah? Well, I love lamp, too, so there. :-)

Sir, you are one of the writers here, which means that you have my deepest respect (I even have you hearted), but you are encouraging the Tweeter illiterati with your format. Please, I'm begging here, but for the love of Bog, please do not encourage them by responding with Tweetspeak. With great power comes great…

Thank you for this, Jesus. That is a gorgeous, gorgeous shot, and some seriously kick-ass wallpaper. Cheers.

Dear god. It's all over, in more than one way.

As a resident of a civilised country, "company police force" just sounds insane, not to mention having nothing at all to do with what I was talking about.

This guy gets points for going all-out, though. Or all-in, if you prefer. That's some hardcore charging, right there.

"ascetically"?

"It can automatically attach itself..."

Hundreds of amps? Only if your house is a welding shop or factory or something... :-)

Ah, okay. Thanks for clearing that up, and cheers.

I like it, and the buttons on the side look easier to keep track of than on the Naga. I'm only seeing 17 buttons, though (12 side, 2 behind the wheel, and the 3 primary), so maybe someone could enlighten me as to where the other 3 are supposed to be? As an aside, a friend of mine who is a hard-core MMO player just…

Correct, but don't forget that the main audience is American. If they'd said "Manitoba", I can see at least a few people wondering which continent the country of Manitoba was on. :-)

Very well-put, and welcome aboard.

What part of "idiotic mistakes" do you not understand? Genuinely curious. Please explain, and cite in either APA or MLA, with MLA being preferred.

Sure they did. Just keep sucking on that teat, and everything will be alright.

But are they going to tell the real story? I'm guessing 'no'. Because revealing the truth behind an incredibly douchey operation, complete with private police force connections, would not be as romantic as the American Public™ would like to believe. Even noted movie star Ashton Kutcher couldn't pull that off, and so…

I'm just going to fire this in here. No copyright, and feel free to use it to mock all of Apple's fuck-ups, of which I feel there will be many more coming. You're welcome. :-)

In spite of your illiterate Twitter-like punctuation, I agree with you. Your comment is very good, but please, for the love of Christ, or whatever your favourite deity may be, try to locate the Shift key if you want to be taken seriously.

This, pretty much. As much as I may like to believe my comments are witty and urbane, the loss of OMG!Ponies! cut me to my heart, and no-one can replace that kind of genius. Apparently even mentioning his name is verboten here now, but if the whole place is going down the toilet anyway, then there's really nothing…

On the plus side, once they fuck this site up, too, think of all the free time you'll have.