As a fellow 22-year-old and soon to be college graduate, I'll say this:

Y'all, has anyone considered Sarah Phillips may have also been scamming Conference USA? I mean, that makes more sense, right?

Isn't the "ridge-like" seat design the same one that woman was complaining about a few months ago in that cross-posted piece from a non-Gawker motorcycle blog? You know, the one with a picture of a woman's crotch in motorcycle leathers with a band-aid photoshopped over it?

Just before reading this I threw a no-hitter through nine innings. The only thing keeping it from being a perfect game was an infield error. The score was tied 0-0 at the end of the ninth, and I gave up a hit in the tenth but won 2-1 in that inning.

Stares, and some slow head shakes with downcast eyes. Whispering. I'm told it's not likely to happen.

You know, I was all about to modify the the lyrics to "The Times They Are A-Changing" to fit a Jalopnik theme, but really, they just kind of work on there own.

Does Question of the Day take suggestions? Because I think a good question is "What's your most embarrassing automotive moment?"

This happened to me with ants. For the longest time, ants would cover my car, but only occasionally get on the inside. I washed it multiple times, trying to get rid of them. One day the small body panel directly behind the driver's side front wheel got loose, and I discovered a queen ant had made an ant hill out of my…

It was more about the line where his skin stopped and the white shirt/shorts/socks began. Adjusting to the jersey made his face featureless, but going the other way made the whole photo washed out, especially considering they were mostly close up pictures. You'll notice the set is basically an all-white background,…

Look, all I'll say is this:

What is true for one is not true for another. This is a fundamental life lesson. You're general attitude and concluding paragraph suggest you do not believe this. Worse yet, the whole thing only proved to convince me you believe you're way is not just the right way, but the only way.

I will say that Modern Warfare 3 was the first time I heard everyone who played it complain about how it basically felt exactly like the last one. And when I say everyone, I particularly mean the bros who only buy CoD and the latest iterations of NCAA Football and FIFA each year.

I almost got thrown out of the Pearl Market in China a few years back because I kept these two British guys from buying an "iPhone Small," which very obviously isn't an actual thing now, much less back in 2009. An iPad Mini may actually be on the way, but that fake device is all I can think about when I see this story.

God, I forgot about this. Thank you.

Driving around the other day thinking about the original article, I decided that GoldenEye and other old games we remember fondly are a lot like driving an old car.

Maybe not an Easter egg, but an egg.

What is this I don't even

John Fitch, y'all.

Though I may be laughed off the site for this, depending on the price of the Hyundai Veloster Turbo (base is something like $17k), I may be more inclined to go that route for budget performance. The benefits of RWD not withstanding, if usable/not unnecessary options jack the price up to close to $30k, I don't see the…

I certainly understand the initial judgement. I commend Jalopnik for posting this in full so the readership can make their own judgement call. I for one can appreciate this man's sentiment and good nature.