so, welcome to Eating Trash with Claire... what did you think we were doing here?

“...apps like onTime have negated the need for having a board...”

But what about all the semi-retirees? The tens of people who have been subsisting on fried dough covered in sugar for most of their career. Will their large ties keep them warm? Will sensible orthopedic shoes swiftly carry them to their train? You…

Ah yes, when it was socially acceptable to smoke anywhere you wanted, smack your wife around, and call people the N-word.  Trump’s trying to bring them back!

I think this needs some huge clarification.

Banana jerky. I like it.

My treasured Twin Peaks: The Return blu-ray set sits menacingly on my shelf, awaiting the time and wherewithal to watch it all in one sitting.

I’m glad to see you are not using your powers for evil, like I would. 

Don’t forget: with great power comes great responsibility.

It’s that kind of demonic image of the Germans that was also whipped up by Allied propaganda and helped to ensure that the Treaty of Versailles was so punitive. Maybe we should just be grateful the screenwriters didn’t go with Kaiser Kong as their villain.

I thought the WWI setting mostly worked, because of its well-earned reputation as a horrifyingly pointless and devastating war. It makes it the perfect counterpoint for Wonder Woman’s absurd good humor and love and all that sweet stuff.

I’ve criticised the 2016 Ghostbusters a fair bit, but I do have to say, one of the things that I did love about it was seeing the way little girls latched onto it. As a kid who grew up loving the Ghostbusters in the 1980s, that was nice to see.

Wait, so he bought a new 2015 200 in 2019?

Looks okay to me.

Some people give up meat for medical or ethical reasons, but still like the flavor. It’s no great mystery.

I mean.... Though traditionalists will howl, the Philly is probably easy to make vegetarian even without Impossible meat. I mean I picture cheese, onions, peppers just on a roll would be great, and something like eggplant or zucchini would be a decent meat substitute. It wouldn’t be perfect, but it’d be a pretty tasty…

Women just take longer to do what they need to do.

Wonder if that will be the next film from Jordan Peele.

I hide in my home bathroom to get away from my kids. When I open the door they’re waiting there with the cat.

So I was at a conference at Google a couple weeks ago and they had toilets with heated seats and fancy bidets. I am not ashamed to say that I hung out a bit longer than I should have to enjoy some comfortable peace and quiet instead bumping elbows with hundreds of nerds. 

The neon is like the nerdy girl in high school, who one day took off her glasses and shook her hair down.....and then you realized she still has a blown transmission.