I clicked on the article to see if there was a review of Ikea's Swedish meatballs, and left disappointed…

It's unPresidented!

Sometime ago, I went to Wendy's (mistake #1) to try their ghost pepper fries (mistake #2). The fries were lukewarm, soggy, and had only the faintest suggestion of heat or spice… Sad.

Hurt feelings? Fuck off, snowflake…

I resemble those remarks!

lupper..

OK, Internet, thank you for a job…. done…

As it should have been..

Roy Cohn was always good for a laugh and fun at parties!

I would recommend moving as soon as possible….

I have some more respect for her now..

If you have not heard the KARZ-4-KIDZ jingle, DO NOT let yourself be exposed to it.. You will NEVER be the same. I am serious about this..

The 1959 version of Journey to the Center of the Earth is the one to watch. Even Pat Boone's singing and acting couldn't ruin it…

I liked it so much (especially the amazing cinematography) that I saw it twice in two weeks in the theater).

Agreed. I find it analogous to judging a pizzeria by their plain slices - they are not hiding it under extra sauce or toppings…

I can't say, but she definitely has the same expression most people would have when they realize they are in hell…

It should be pronounced 'Eedees' but we're in Trumpsylvania now, so all bets are off…

Classic O'Neal from the first two sentences onward…

He probably got a better dill somewhere else..

I hear they're resurrecting Axis Sally…