"What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it!"

Working Title: Election Day, 2016

I Red these jokes before..

Inviting idiotic pre-teens over to your home… I don't see any problems there…

This is almost a Jeff Sessions level of busting people for stupid bullshit..

In the beginning I misunderstood
But now I've got it, the word is good…..

Kind of opposites leading to the same effect. Trump is a very stupid man who is insufferable and Sheldon is a very smart man who is also insufferable..

Fake news! Sad.

I like to picture him throwing bottles of it at people watching him make the recipe too closely…

As if they ever left…

And has already forgotten it, no doubt..

Woody Allen captured this perfectly in his famous 'waiting for the movie' scene in Annie Hall..

Even 'American Gods' is not worthy of The Mariah. It must be 'American God' singular!!

These bean puns are a real gas…

{Pinto catches on fire when it is rear ended}

I should make a Liszt of all these puns…

Why that's not fair, that's not fair at all…

Hunt him down without mercy…

There were some half decent ones. My favorite original was Wordplay starring Robert Klein as someone who discovered language was changing every day. The remakes were poor to fair, with some better ones. As for the later remake with Forrest Whittaker narrating, the less said the better…

Mandela Effect?