" get me couple of those calzones right now . Pronto . Move out . Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone!!

Junior is following Dad's policy of going to Hannity when he needs a fluffer….

In Russia, horsebear tastes you !

And the original (and superior) version with George Burns, Lee Strasberg, and Art Carney is from 1979…

He's a 21st century schizoid man!

The awkwardness mixed with the competence is very erotic to me…

It was my understanding that there was to be no math…

What the hell is this, the White House!??

Puns are the key thing here…

“[s]ometimes there may be children running around your table, singing very loudly.”.. They'll never see me in there, regardless of their cuisine, even if it's the best in the world…

you all are going to milk this thread for all its worth..

Telling her daughter Benjamin raped her was unbelievably fucked up…

His movies with Julie Delpy. Even in the last one when she was unbelievably harsh with him, he seemed like an OK guy. My girlfriend's comment on the last one 'she was such a bitch to him…

I give her a lifetime pass for her charming work in Groundhog Day…

It beets me..

That would have been a vast improvement…

The 'music' and vocals were far more horrifying than any of the so called malfunctions…

There have been many non disabled actors who have portrayed people with disabilities; I don't recall any such uproar before…

I interpret that as his 'where's my dessert?' look…

I am in solidarity with those making puns in this thread..