I have lent you my star.  Use it well.

Guys, either Kylie is too stupid to be able to write on her own or she's writing the absolute worst takes in order to drive engagement. She couldn't survive if she were actually this dumb.

It’s not an unreasonable demand, and simultaneously, Lewis and other TikTokers’ confusion about what is and isn’t the right way to be a horny woman on the internet also seems fair.

“typically by dudes who can kill us.”

“Eat the banana from the dancer’s vagina!”

“Not the most professional attire” eh? So you’re saying a pant-suit would have made him respect her more? Somehow I doubt it. Also -- maybe it is ridiculously feckin’ hot out there at training camp. Seems like the entire northern hemisphere is burning up. 

Why does this fucking weirdo get ungreyed every time? This person is making fun of you all and you dont even understand. 

This type of story is not a glowing start to Wembanyama’s nascent NBA career,

Yeah, I look at her and think “disaster employee, potential time bomb” and move on.

That does not appear to be the situation here. It’s more that they only get one bite at the apple. A critical tactical error closes the door. OJ is the perfect example. If they never tried to make him put on those gloves, he would almost certainly have been convicted. This is not quite that situation, but as their 2nd…

Literally nothing about her Instagram statement makes sense. She doesn’t think it’s embarrassing to act this entitled and show her ass in public? That it won’t affect her employment prospects? That she’s always right because of her skin color? That this is somehow good for other black girls??

Your statement regarding public defenders is the equivalent of a broad sword. Public defenders get a bad rep because their case loads are unworkable (100s on any given day) and there is little budget. Average billing is around $70 an hour. Try defending someone on that.

Of those counts were five of trafficking a person

Speaking of grammar, our construction is “ignorant of”, not “ignorant to” (possible confusion with “indifferent to”). With so many more pressing reasons to despise Josh Hawley, maybe leave the grammar of his dumb tweets out of it.

That seems to be exactly what the Yale writer is saying. His point was that using human frameworks to describe wild animals is pointless, but we know that Jezebel writers don’t have to read an article to summarize it!

I mean, you’re right, but considering what’s gone on in the past with the Christian adoption shit, my bar is so low that I’m kind of happy when the adoptive parents don’t either 1) give the kids back after the cameras stop clicking or 2) kill the kids while trying to exorcise the demons that supposedly possess them.

Another one —Scamanda is my new favorite podcast. It seems like being a cancer charlatan is getting more common.

I’m not a doctor, but I did watch a lot of St. Elsewhere. I’m confident doctors don’t give horrible, life-shattering diagnoses OVER THE PHONE. They call your ass in for a follow up appointment regardless of the result.

I guess the question would be whether the opinion itself is well written and clear, because this entire article essentially ducks any sort of discussion that.

Tom and Zendaya have to last forever or life has no meaning.