Look, I can suspend my disbelief to an extent, but there’s no way the child of David Duchovny and Julia Louis-Dreyfus is going to come out looking like Jonah Hill.

...her husband Arnold (David Duchovny) is obsessed with rapper Xzibit.

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EEAAO absolutely should lead the nominations, they actually made a film people want to watch.

100%. I see so many of the actors who played smaller roles in Chernobyl pop up all over the place now, and I instantly remember what they did in that series. Just last week I was watching Inside Man (terrible, don’t waste your time) on Netflix, and Alan Williams played a very small part. But the second I heard his…

I get that they were trying to emphasize to apocalyptic nature of it all, but man was that mycologist willing to give up quickly. Do they not have any antifungals at all in this world? Are athletes foot and yeast infections similarly incurable?

Minor characters who still get to show a spark of personality, are a sure sign of excellent writing

$35 for a game like this, that can potentially offer hundreds of hours of playtime, is a fucking bargain.

Free.

Barsanti twice asserts that Netflix is stupidly expensive, but Netflix’s Basic plan without ads costs $9.99 a month. That’s the same price as HBO Max, a dollar more per month than Amazon Prime Video, and two dollars more per month than Disney+. It costs less than a medium pizza at Pizza Hut.

Damn, their sources didn’t even request to be anonymous for this. They clearly had their lawyers review the article beforehand, and the sources absolutely do not give a fuck. Kudos.

Tom Hanks demands that every cast he works with be fully proficient in firearms, as well as complete basic infantry training and astronaut training. And that was for A League Of Their Own.

“On my watch, no one is above the law, and everyone deserves justice,” Carmack-Altwie says. Both Baldwin and set armorer Hannah Gutierrez Reed will face charges of involuntary manslaughter.

This seems fucking dumb. Alec Baldwin had been a real shitheel about this entire thing but charging him is just stupid. 

Related but not sure if anyone heard but Orson Welles just revealed that “Rosebud” from Citizen Kane was the guy’s sled.

Price of weed went up

But when those constituents volunteer to put lube and knee pads on, it’s a mutual screw.

British people have a transphobia problem. I mean, America does, too, but we have all our worst people sorted into the political right, and Britain has them all over.

This review reminded me of the text-box you see on a lot of Wikipedia articles: “This section may be overly detailed.” Listing every beat of the episode’s plot one after the other gets tiring to read, and aside from saying that Bella Ramsey is “credibly American” I have almost no sense of whether the acting is good…