No, the article was shot in one long continuous take! 

Let me guess, is it tall, skinny, able to bend its joints in unusual ways, and has a at least one disfigured facial feature (no nose, weird mouth, etc?)

Yes, one of them is Kenan!

AV CLUB

And I gotta believe he’ll be back in an extended flashback in the finale...or maybe as a g-g-g-ghost!!!

A pivot from the idealistic toy world to a harsh real world ruled by Will Ferrell just sounds like a Lego Movie clone.

Gerwig, who also directs, wrote an “abstract poem” as part of her pitch for the film that “shares some similarities with the Apostles’ Creed”

MY YOUNG CHILD LISTENED TO GASTON’S SONG AND THEN ATE FIVE DOZEN EGGS, CAUSING HIS STOMACH TO EXPLODE!!

Stateside, Tobias Menzies seems to always get cast as serious military/royal dudes (GoT, Rome, The Terror, The Crown).

Listen here mister, you’re gonna watch nine seasons of Pimple-Poppin’ Dwarf Weddings and you’re gonna LIKE IT!

Hegemon! Hegetal Monsters! Hegemons are the champions!

Which is strange because her one dramatic role/movie (“Can You Ever Forgive Me?”) was excellent and made me want to see more of her - in a way I never feel after her comedies. Hopefully she makes the pivot! 

Insipid

“I’m cream crackered with big arena tours”, Miley continued, “Even though I’m always chuffed to bits to see the fans! Argy-bargy codswallop bob’s your uncle platty jubes - simple as!”

The erection has been given a 20-minute character backstory, filmed in the greyest of CGIs. 

Yeah I honestly always assumed that when he wasn’t on camera he shut down into low-power mode and was stored in a broom closet somewhere at ABC studios.

You’re not beating the “rich nerd” allegations - but I’m glad you had a good time while it lasted! 

As a New Yorker, I always found it a funny coincidence(?) that Hudson names his new development “Tarrey Town” - since Tarrytown is a real town on banks of the Hudson River here.

BREAKING: Time Flies Like Arrow; Fruit Flies Like Banana

Hopefully fewer prairie dogs as well.