Spielberg made 4 Indiana Jones movies. He made 2.25 good Indiana Jones movies. 

Would be daring/cool if Mangold goes for the “Alzheimers/senility/aging changes your personality, it’s not just about grey hair” angle that he brought to Professor X in Logan.

“Yeah, and then Ed Sheeran was brought in by the bailiff or whatever idk”

“It shouldn’t matter how long it takes for a filmmaker to tell whatever story they want to tell, but it does. It’s great to take in a lengthy screening, when we have the time. That’s not always the case, though.”

This is true - Indie is always more fun when paired with a snarky competent peer who disagrees with his methods (Marion, his dad) rather than a screaming liability who doesn’t want to be there (Willie)

“INDIIIIEIIEEE!!!!!! INDIIEEEEEEEE!!!! OH NOOOOOO! INDIEEEE!!! SAVE MEEEEE!!!!”

“We have our top ‘]]]]]\’men working on it right now.”

They’re about equivalently bad, I’d say. TOD takes forever to get into gear, Indie’s companions are actively annoying and encumbering and there’s never a good reason why he’s having them tag along. Crystal Skull is a weightless nostagia cash-in that wasted one of the greatest then-living actors by having him be a…

Note: Mutt died on the way back to his home planet.

I would say it is borderline-terrible. The Beef’s acting is not good in this one. The plot is a shaggy-dog “fetch this thing to get that thing” that feels more videogame walkthrough than the wacky mystical wonder of the 80's movies.

- 12 Sequels/franchise entries
- 7 Originals (to the extent that Pixar’s “what if X had feelings” is original anymore)
- 6 Adaptations (2 books, 2 toy lines, 1 video game, 1 theme park ride)
- 1 Live Action Remake

Can’t wait. Truly a summer to remember.

“DeSanctus is being absolutely destroyed by Disney,” the former president posted “His original P.R. plan fizzled, so now he’s going back with a new one in order to save face.”

“Every show I have cared for has either tanked in ratings or been cancelled. Every show...fucking except for you. So don’t tell me that I would be safer with just one more season because the truth is I would just be more scared.” - HBO

“When England sends us their TV personalities, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending James Corden. They’re sending Piers Morgan. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. And some, I assume, are good people”

Yes, he’s also famously an asshole to waiters (as in the Balthazar bit mentioned above).

God between that clown doll and the tree, I saw that movie WAY too young.

Certainly not at the time, but it would probably be marketed as such today.

You hated more than two things about the Han Solo plot?

Need I mention the Van Halen soundtrack? ;)

Yes! And at the same time they didn’t feel the need to make his new girlfriend (the incomporable Jami Gertz!) into some shrill, needy homewrecker villian in the way a lesser movie would have.