Florence PEEEWWWWWWWWWW!

Entertainment reporters are now headed to the Calgary Zoo to repeatedly ask the giraffe if it has “tall daddy vibes”

“What are you doing? Get off of me!” - the giraffe

It’s ok to ruminate for a while on that pun

I’m not a huge Kimmel fan, but I think he balanced the hosting just right.

Especially Fred Ward, Gilbert Gottfried, and Paul Sorvino - those are, if not household names, at least household-face-recognized. And they played major roles in some major movies (Goodfellas, Escape from Alcatraz, The Right Stuff, Aladdin!)

Maybe not if you sautéed them with a nice olive oil and some shallots?

Were I king of the world, I’d ban consumer vehicles over 5,000lbs. Maybe even 4,500.

The REAL questions is: can you eat them?

Coming soon to Hulu: Just Having a Fun Time in the White City!

Because it’s a conversation about their own bodies and nobody else’s business. If a person want to change their name/pronouns/appearance, they need no one’s permission or opinion.

Oh, I would never go to a banquet that wasn’t serving feet.

Sasquatches

Just don’t late for dinner, or your friends will give you the cold shoulder!

This is Kirsten Dunst erasure!

Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was EVEN MORE RIGHT THERE!

I loved Flight’s audacity to set up what looks like action+legal thriller but then actually turn into the most moving and realistic portrait of addiction I’ve ever seen.

District 9/Blomkamp are South Africa’s Sixth Sense/Shyamalan. 

I remember that! Although I think mine was one of the kids in Secret Garden (1993).

One of my favorite bad reviews of his Avatar was complaining how terribly dark and muddy the color grading was, saying: “many of the scenes fail the most fundamental test of cinema: is it visible?”