Don’t worry, when he’s inevitably let go in a few years, his $300M severance will ease the pain.

This is like buying McDonald’s and discontinuing the Big Mac, McNuggets, and fries.

Coming This Summer!

Quantum of Sleevetats

On the famous Fuckjita scale

Ok but is Lois Smith going to be in it? This is the real question. She’s still acting at 92!

“A sequel was OUR idea, and you know it!”

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She did look like she was having fun with it. 

Hope Johnny sees this! 

Exactly, the role got flanderized. 

“Wait I thought Weinstein had already been convicted and jailed for rape? Is this an old article?”

Sorry could you speak up? I couldn’t hear you over the BWWWAAMMMMMMMP

“The herds of millions of wild bison, wolves, bighorns and are so majestic in the fall!”

There’s also the boring populist argument: “well a ton of people saw it so it deserves an award! The audience has spoken!”

Seriously? Glup Shitto is still seeking the Amulet of Blorpo on planet Scrungus, so he won’t appear until film 6. 

Always tugh there are: mastugh and appughntice

Series takes a turn for the supernatural and it turns out that Tanya was right that Belinda was “kinda witchy” - it turns out she DID place a curse on her, leading to her murder. This is what the tarot reader was freaking out about!

The Concierge at White Lotus Bali reads about it in their internal company newsletter, in the “This Week’s Murdered Guests” column.

“Forget it Jake, it’s Sicily”