Well, with Ezra Miller still at large, I don’t think anyone at DC can be too careful!

Oh I guess there’s Pirates of the Carribean as well. That theme is pretty dootdoot-able.

Funny how all the iconic instantly-hummable movie themes are from the 70's-90's. I think the only ones in the past 20 years with any purchase are the Harry Potter theme and perhaps LOTR.

“Given the time-setting of the film”? Dial Soap has existed since the 1940's, dials on appliances and phones are older. Every reference I listed is from the time period.

Not weird, not esoteric, 100% a real valid problem. 

I was gonna say the same - slowed down, with the de rigeur post-Nolan “BOOM!”s added at every cut. See also: the Mario trailer released this week.

Considering Ford improvised that bit, and also improvised “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage” and ALSO improvised “I love you” / “I know” in Star Wars... I really don’t know why directors are giving him scripts at all. He’s the best writer on set!

Keep this movie’s review OUT your fucking MOUTH!

You know what? I think I’ve heard just about enough about these two dudes.

At 0:09, there are no, and have never been, subway entrances on Eldridge St!

What trailer? 

From SNL to the new Ghostbusters movies, such is the way with call-back gags: over-lingered on and winked-at to the point of ruining the comedic timing that made the original funny in the first place.

Long-haired Marcus Brody who now lives on a commune in Monterrey:

The noun is weird. A “crusader”, an “ark”, a “temple”, a “skull” - those all instantly sound like things that you’d expect in an adventure tale.

ABC: “Good Morning America!”

“Bazinga, hunty!”

Um where is Eyes Wide Shut? It’s the holliest jolliest Christmastime-set movie of all!

Can our heroes defeat the withered crone who dwells in the immemorial city beyond the Shattered Sea?

Watch out! Karl Urban is right behind you!

Jamie Lee Curtis has a trans daughter and actively confronts transphobes, so we know where she stands, god bless her.