“Big cube city over here!” 

Listen buddy, its easy to critisize, but I bet your just jealuos you don’t have a supposably sweet job righting about Nicola Kidmin for GMC Theatres.

Mr Harrigan has been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

You must be a linguist, because you like ambiguous phrasing more than most people!

I may be an odd case in that I’m of the demographic that WOULD have seen it as a kid, but never did (and don’t really remember it’s release - my parents were anti-television and we moved around a lot internationally).

“They asked me to play a pedophile terrorist”

BINGO!

(J Jonah Jameson-style editor of the AV Club banging on his desk in front of a roomful of sweaty terrified beat reporters wearing fedoras with “press” cards in the hatband and oldtimey flash cameras around their necks)

For him: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/

Time for downer facts!

Jordan Peele, for that SNL-MadTV crossover event the world’s been waiting for. 

“Characters have sex and use actual swear words.”

Tomorrow, on the AV Club:

Hell, my friends and I were just noting that we can quote more lines from mid-90s B-tier action movies (The Mummy, Twister, Jumanji, etc) than we can from Avatar.

I mean, as someone who was 11 in 1999, Wild Wild West, Phantom Menace, and The Mummy would have been the TOP of my list (Of these, The Mummy is unironically good and I’m still always happy to watch it.)

[ Dejectedly pushes Olivia Wilde articles around my plate with a fork, pouting ] 

“By Grabthar’s hammer, these children can’t act”

1999 is rightfully considered one of the best and most influential years in cinema history (Being John Malkovich, Office Space, Virgin Suicides, Magnolia, Election, Eyes Wide Shut, Sixth Sense, Matrix, Fight Club, American Beauty, Talented Mr. Ripley) - and I’d argue any self-respecting top 10 list from that year…

AV Club: “Open wide honey, it’s time for your hourly ‘update’ on Olivia Wilde’s personal life”

“I don’t need to understand, honestly. His movies are experiential, really.... It’s a feeling, it’s a mood, it’s an energy kind of thing.”