Even worse are the asshats that use the emergency vehicle’s wake to keep up the progress.

Oh shit! Dude! We forgot.... BECAUSE RACECAR!

The evil villain laugh at the end is the best part. The second best part is the rest of it.

Came here for a David Tracy joke. Got it.

Not considered: David Tracey’s Jeep. Right now its averaging about $9k every 20 miles.

Funny, your autocorrect spelled “iffy” wrong.

Just bought a differential. The head seems... decent.

Best articles on Jalopnik, and his landlord wins the award for turning the other way / ignoring all of this.

David Tracy, the reason HOA’s were invented.

Top Tip: Death threats could land you in jail.

I was about to say, if you managed to crack a new gasket while trying to get that thing to start, that’s both impressive and disturbing...

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

Like you said, you’re not American.

what could be greater than a diesel Wrangler?!?!

Actually I think that grammar issue was on purpose, in reference to Zoolander

He really wanted a driver.

Your budget is too conservative for a proper mid-life crisis, and nothing on that list would cause the requisite marital strife. That said, there’s still a way to get what you want while still going full-on Derpasaurus:

I welcome him bigly.

nah

What’s this “park” that you speak of? You put it in neutral to save wear on you left leg.